Live Fast And Die Young

hey my name is anthony, im 18 years old and i live in california.

ianarjay:

I CAN”T HANDLE THIS DUDE. perfect.

itseasytoremember: chubsdeuce: measureyourlifeinfruitcake: maybenotboring: bittersilver: kawaiiflowerchild: This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow. well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.” my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’   this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy

itseasytoremember:

chubsdeuce:

measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

maybenotboring:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’  

this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy

(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via youhavetofight)

thatladydownthestreet:

dreamhampton1:

Joyce Vincent was 41 when she was found dead in her home, but she was 38 when she died. For three years, from 2003-2006, her body lay surrounded by Christmas gifts she was planning to wrap; the television still on. How does this happen? Especially to a woman who was social, who two-years prior had a high-powered job at Ernst and Young, who had rubbed elbows with celebrities, and who wanted to get married? That’s what Carol Morley set to find out. But her new documentary film, “Dreams of a Life,” is about more than just Joyce Vincent, a young, beautiful London woman whose parents were from the Caribbean and who no one seemed to miss when she was gone. It’s about life, death, and loneliness.”

Here’s an article on her, explains more fully http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/oct/09/joyce-vincent-death-mystery-documentary

I read up on this a couple of years ago and it’s extremely heartbreaking.

(Source: madamenoire.com, via lohanthony)